Original release

Three maps, three surfaces.

The itch.io game is a three-map ladder. Ireland teaches height. Egypt hides the fences. Sweden removes friction. Browser hosts sometimes add Iceland, New Zealand, Warzone, or Poland; those are forks, not the original trio, and they are not documented here yet.

Map Sheep Surface Main hazard Start here if
Ireland 54 Grass hills Fences and the edge You have not won a match yet
Egypt 136 Sand Hidden fences; speed ramps later Ireland already feels readable
Sweden 250 Ice Leftover slide; the crowd You can stop a charge without spinning out
Crazy Cattle 3D Ireland gameplay

Map 1

Ireland

Grass hills make cause and effect obvious: start above the target, then spend the charge on the way down.

Crazy Cattle 3D Egypt gameplay

Map 2

Egypt

Softer ground and a bigger flock. Ireland-speed lines die here because the wood sits in folds of dune.

Crazy Cattle 3D Sweden gameplay

Map 3

Sweden

Ice, not volcanoes. After you let go, the body keeps moving. Extra turn is how most runs die.